[REVIEW] “Love And Hip Hop Atlanta”: Somebody’s In The Dog House!

If you saw the episode last night you know what the title means, so let’s go!

Mimi, you’re not fooling anyone by pulling up on Stevie and throwing out three boxes of “mystery items”! He doesn’t really stay with you anyway so it’s not like he needs the stuff. But let me tell you we feel you! We all have been there. We love these guys and take their drama, but put up a front like we’re hard. But honey you are in a bad place if Ariane– your best friend doesn’t even believe you. At least other women have gone off enough times for a friend to know “Stevie’s going to get it today cause Mimi is on one today!”

We’re not saying just stop loving him. NO! That’s where we go wrong- thinking we can stop loving a guy and get over him cold turkey! Honey the love will never fade. You just have to know you deserve better!

Moving right along!

Karlie Redd and Bezino needs to sit down! First of all – Let me just interrupt this scripted junk. Before this show ever had plans of premiering, Karlie Redd had an ad or something in Hip Hop Weekly. That’s how I knew she was affiliated with Cash Money! But Benzino is affiliated with Hip Hop Weekly so of course they been knew of one another. Last night was not their first encounter! Hahahahaha! It was funny when they did the close up on her booty. These two have no storyline so…. Delete them. Let Benzino stay as “Steebie’s” friend, but Karlie has to go.

Did you see that weak performance she did? You are way too old honey to be singing about designer bags. And stop with the two-step. Maybe Cash Money is managing her because she’s Shanell‘s mom’s older sister or something. Who knows? Maybe Benzino can be a new project to work on.

Look here!

I love Momma Dee – But look! Since you have so much to say, you be with him! Your son is asthmatic! Erica didn’t leave him there for dead! It wasn’t that serious. If you have asthma and it’s that serious you wouldn’t be at the Velvet Room smoking and acting a fool all night! He didn’t catch an asthma attack during the fight he just had on last week’s episode! So in other words: Save it! Let’s call you Mommy Dearest! No one’s ever going to be good enough for him! No one’s going to wipe his nose or his a**! Sorry! Anyone watching this can see Erica is a good woman and Lil Scrappy is just being a little boy!

So when he had nowhere to go and Diamond dropped him, Erica was good enough and held him down, but as soon as the next big booty with a hair weave walks by- he’s sniffing up behind her. I’m done!

Erica – Drop that loser! Mama Dee – Mind your business! Lil Scrappy – You’ve burned a bridge you’ll soon have to cross again! Better hope the seasons are renewed for many years to come or you’ll be back at Erica’s door! No shade! I’ve just been there and done that so I know!

K. Michelle and Rasheeda, I’m finding out more about them and I like it. But K. Michelle is a little too rowdy! She didn’t have to throw that silverware in the napkin in Karlie’s face! Yes, Karlie is irrelevant, but taunting her and being childish is ugly. I’m not holding that against her because Karlie needed to be checked. I’m just saying, if you’re working on rebuilding work on rebuilding!

Joseline! I like you and I don’t like that! Haha! Girl you are not threatening that man’s… whatever she is! But then you go off on Karlie too: “If she’s with Cash Money why can’t she do a song with Nicki Minaj?” That was funny though!

Oh well… I’m exhausted! So until next time- Make sure the drama in your house stays on the TV!

@Nonie_B_